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Vogon Poetry Generator

Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council — Cultural Dissemination Division

âš  WARNING: The poetry produced by this terminal has been classified as hazardous to sentient beings under Galactic Statute 9,432,847-B (Aesthetically Dangerous Verse, Class III). Continued exposure may result in mild despair, bureaucratic resignation, or an inexplicable desire to file Form 27B/6.
Mildly Unpleasant Prostetnic Tier
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